You might be a nerd if…

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You might be a nerd if……

You have ever argued with a Star Trek fan about the superior virtues of Star Wars
You wish there was a real Mooby’s in your neighborhood
You can’t sleep for a week before the release of a new video game
You see Revenge of the Nerds as a documentary
You quote Darth Vader like the Bible. “I find your lack of faith disturbing…”
Your duct tape wallet is home made
You name your children Edison, Tesla, Xena, or Joss
You go into serious debt for your cosplay wardrobe for Comic Con
You have taken vacation time from work to drive past Skywalker Ranch
You are still hanging on to those Pokemon trading cards
Your DVR is full of Batman, Venture Brothers, and Gargoyles cartoons
You wish you knew a real ninja (but then you would never see him)
Lucky Charms mixed with Cheerios is your idea of a healthy dinner
You are planning an Aquabats themed wedding for you and the future Mrs. Nerd
Lord of the Rings changed your life
You go to McDonald’s for the Happy Meal toys
Your musical tastes are so offbeat they don’t sell any of your favorite bands on itunes
You have 32 T shirts and nothing with buttons in your closet
You can build a computer but not a grilled cheese sandwich
You own more than seven light sabers
You are still heatedly discussing the Fringe pilot and everyone else has left the room
You have a Firefly tattoo anywhere on your body

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